Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

The Three Little Pigs Italian Style

Thanks cuz, for this one – LOL! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said ” I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” And he […]

Sad news…

Please join me in   remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury   Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from   repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a   lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their   respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, […]

Miss Beatrice

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he […]

New Hampshire Primaries

It’s been a long time since I’ve written in my blog, but I saw this last night on MSNBC and wanted to see if anyone else saw it… No, it wasn’t when Obama gave a gripping concession speech or when Mitt made it seem like HE won or when John Edwards got a bit of […]

Dad, Can I Borrow the Car?

Didn’t bother to verify this one, but if it’s true… whoa! Read on: New Ferrari for Dad: $1,000,000 Son borrows Dad’s new car to try out…… and hits Power Pole at 200 MPH. The driver only had some bruising (seat belt) and 2 small cuts. Car loss? $1 Million bucks! Waiting list for a new […]

When you shouldn’t hyphenate your name…

This was from an email that was forwarded to me… I laughed 🙂

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